I Need To Laugh

And probably so does everyone else.  With all of the horror happening in the world through natural disasters, that I personally think are really helped along by human beings, I find myself greiving for mankind in general.  In some weird way this helps me and perhaps all of us greive for ourselves, gives us some kind of permission to be sad,  yet, I need laughter too.  I feel that I have been sad for the last three years and I want it to at least lessen.  I want to watch puppies or kittens or great grandchildren play.  Puppies and kittens and babies can't read yet, or understand disaster; so if you get the opportunity please watch them,  I am trying to think of a joke and the only one that comes to mind right away is about an Animal Doctor who can talk to the animals, so here goes:  Lets call him Dr Doolittle, he can talks to his animal patients.  So, one day he opens up shop near the Emerald city of Oz.  That morning his first patient is a frog, as he lets frog in his office he asks frog what he can do for him today.  Frog hops up on desk and says "Doc this is kind of personal and embarrassing" the Doc tells him, "Look I am a Dr and there is nothing you you can't tell me", so frog says "Well, my penis is yellow and I am worried", the Dr says "Let me have a look at it ", and sure enough it is bright yellow.  The Dr scratchs his head and said "I am really stumped frog, I am afraid you will have to go see the wizard" So frog jumps down and hops out the door to go see the wizard.  The Dr calls in his next patient, an elephant comes in; the Dr asks him "Well Mr elephant  how can I help you?"  Elephant blushs and says "Well Doc this is kind of embarrassing" the Doc gives him the same speil about being a Dr and there is nothing to be embarrassed about; so Elephant says " I have blue balls" and he shows the Dr.  The Doc is really amazed, he has never treated an elephant with blue balls, so he says "Sorry, I can't help you, you will have to go to see the wizard" Elephant looks at him and says "Look Doc I am in town with the circus, I don't know how to find the Wizard"  The Dr says "No problem elephant just follow the yellow dicked toad".  Sorry to all of those who have already heard the joke, it was the only one I could think of.  It was told to me many years ago by someone I love.  I hope it made you smile.
It is now officially tomorrow, so Good Night All.

Wednesday, March 16th, 2011..............12:08a.m.